go hump a sheep
goth:er u talking to me?
charver:yea wat u gona de about it
goth:run away cuz ure funny looking
charver:ar na ne ways
goth:go hump a sheep
basic guide to becoming one.
Coat - bout £200, unless one comes off 'the back of a lorry' £15
shoes - £150, or £15 for 'rockfords' from the market
Jumpers - of the henri lloyd variety, haven't got a clue how much these cost, but as long as they have thick stripes (eg blue) over white then you're sorted
jeans - tight
tracksuit bottoms - must be white, especially if you're a girl, so all the male of the species can see your 'sexy' primark thongs.
BEWARE: if you decide to go for the cheaper option, you may lose the respect of your 'marra's', the more it costs, the more respect you'll get
we all wer trakies,jeans sumtyms,th lads wer caps a cani lot,specialy churchie(me lad)n ul b suprised to no iv not shaged any ov me lad m8s,not evn me boyf so ther ya go!!!i av blond hair,a fringe,bout12rings,11neklaces,4bangels,4pair ov air maxys,1pair ov rokis,bout10striped fred perry tops,bout17pairs of trakies and i go to skool regular,prt4rm today or if am xcluded.we nok bout awa th park,we gan ov to raves wen we got sm lar.we get stoned almost evryngt n drnk a cani lot on a weeknd n party,soooo fukin wat,we ava life,me mams a pur lil pikey raver n al,its mint.on new years eve me hous ws a pur ravers mansion evryone ws ov ther nuts like.me boyf is luvly,spits excesivly,always wers hi nike cap,far ov his hed wich is fit!!!gels his fringe,its mad!!me mates cors havik wn thy pissd bt thn av to pay th consequences wn thy wke up th nek day,wich isnt gud,but shit happens lol...im a typical pikey raver and if ya dnt like charvers fuk of lol ya sily cunts!!!!if ya dnt lyk th way we talk uno th way out,sooo ya narrr get lost!