The correct spelling of chav. 'Chav' is the bastardised variation of charv, which is both in correct and stupid sounding. The word charv (short for charver, i mean come on, how can 'chav' be short for chaRver?! Some idiots on this website have defined the word 'chav' but have also made refrence to the word 'chaRver'. Don't they notice their stupid term isn't even a shortened version of the correct fucking word?!) originated from the birth place of charv culture; Newcaslte, UK. Charv culture then spread across the nation and the idiots in the south (ie, the media) started picking up on the North East's word but for some idiotic reason missed out the 'R'. Anyone who calls a charv a chav should be shot.
Radio 1 DJ : "My car was broken into by a chav the other day!"
Everyone in Newcastle listening to the show : "ITS CHARV YOU STUPID FUCK!!"
Shortening of charver
, and correct spelling of Chav
. The word charver orriginated in geordieland, and the cockneys changed it to chav, which sounds wrong. Aslo, a townie mosh in South Hampton.
A particular class of people, telltale signs include:
Hooped gold earings which a parrot could sit on.
Dyed blonde hair (usually badly).
Trackies (tracksuit bottoms)
Inncoherant way of speaking.
Bad attitude, loud and annoying.
Completely wrong belief that they are the most important people in the world.
You're a charv, man.
A pathologically criminal, inherently racist and frighteningly immoral northener. Usually found on street corners wearing basebeall caps and sports clothes, they typically spend their time beating up people weaker than themselves or hurling abuse at passers by. As 'hippies' (the charv word for anyone normal) it is our duty as citizens to administer their mass extermination.
Charv: You wanna get donna'd toneet leek?
Charv 2: Well aye, we'll gan dee in some mackams