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The act of deficating on the bathroom floor just to the side of the toilet bowl. This is a practice commonly carried out as a prank by college aged party goers. Often times this involves the consumption of alchohol before hand as a relaxing agent. The culprits typically target large fraternity house parties. Man we threw a hell of a rager last night which pretty much went off without a hitch, aside from the fact that some pillow biter up and dry docked us mid evening.
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| 2. | beer muffs | ||
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when you think you heard something spectacular only to find out the next day that it wasnt nearly as good as you thought
similar to beer goggles only using hearing not vision last night i downloaded the best song when i got home from the club. but i must have had my beer muffs on cause today when i listened to it, i wanted to light my ears on fire and proceed to chip away the charred remains
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| 3. | Moped from hell | ||
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Moped From Hell- noun: A vehicle summoned forth from the ethereal plain of existence known to many as hell that is ridden exclusively by DaLeGoPimP.
ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.
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Moped From Hell- noun: A vehicle summoned forth from the ethereal plain of existence known to many as hell that is ridden exclusively by DaLeGoPimP.
ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.
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| 5. | Exploding Popes | ||
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Exploding Popes can be several different meanings, but most notably: A 4-Piece Rock band from Westchester County, NY; A Fruity Drink they serve in local bars during "That time of the year"; The punchline to an old joke that nobody remembers; Or the Head of the Vatican somehow erupting in a Fiery mess. "Well, The Exploding Popes arent horrible, I mean theyre better than Joe's band, But theyre too soft for me."
"Lemme get an Exploding Pope!" "..what?" "...And he said AN EXPLODING POPE!" "Wow man that joke sucked" "(Newcaster) And we are greatly shocked, mortified, and upset about the Exploding Pope..The janitors of the Vatican are now cleaning up this bloody catholic mess, and are planning on making some Vaticandy out of his charred remains." |
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| 6. | San Diego Sunrise | ||
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The San Diego Sunrise is a sexual act involving a male and a female. The male (naked) stands proud atop an elevated piece of land, hand at his hip his long erect shaft sways elegantly in the wind. Hair blowing, the male reaches down and places (with authority), his penis into the mouth of the female (see knob-schlob). Being the man he is, the male lights a joint, inhaling the smoke and blowing it frequently onto the female. As the sun begins to rise casting a silhouette of the two, the male takes one final hit. After he has finished, the male exhales an extremely large cloud of smoke which surrounds both himself and the female. The female coughs than hears a few faint words muttered in her ear: "When there's magic in the air, someone always has to disappear". When the smoke finally clears the male is gone, leaving nothing but the remains of a charred filter left glowing in the sunlight. A:
Dave gave Claire the San Diego Sunrise and she hasn't been the same since. B: Guy A: Man, you know that Amanda chick with the massive fuckin' tits? Guy B: Oh yeah man, that shit is tasty. Guy A: I gave her a San Diego Sunrise yesterday. Guy B: Man no way, she must've been pissed. Guy A: Yeah the look on her face was fuckin' priceless when she realized I had her clothes and car. Guy B: You're too cool for school Guy A! |
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| 7. | faceneck | ||
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n. an understood confusion related to the congealing of two or more distinct entities that are otherwise independent of each other. It was faceneck, pure and simple, that led to his decision to sell the lame horse.
The two doctors stared at each other, both realizing the faceneck of the situation as they scalpelled open the patient to find nothing but used diapers and charred bear remains. |
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