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Any kind of general, non-descript physical matter. Often refers to small bits of food around the kitchen, pollen or moss in an outdoor environment, or miscellaneous items left in the trunk of a car. Applicable to a wide range of undesirable matter that typically cause a great deal of annoyance and frustration, as it must be cleaned up and/or dealt with promptly.
"Just give me a minute, I gotta sweep up all the charney in here before we leave."
"Oh man, look at all that charney in the water there! What's going on with the lake this year?"
"I was surprised by the sheer volume of charney I had to unload from the car last night."
charney by BTB343 October 19, 2013
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Charneylicious 

An adjective describing the supreme Awesome traits of another. It is used as a compliment. It cannot be used Fluently, or used by most people. Only the people with the name of "Charney" can use it. If told you are charneylicious, it means you have reached the highest level of awesome.
People should be jealous of you. People who are charneylicious can give others the rank of charneylicious as well.
Did you hear? Christian gave Johnny the rank of Charneylicious yesterday! Hes cooler than us now!
Charneylicious by Chris Charney August 13, 2011

Charners 

A word for something that ends up in the sky. Particularly a soccer ball, as it rises above the crossbar after being struck.

The word 'charners' on its own simply means 'over' or 'high'.
"Oh its been Charnerised into the sky. Again!"

"Charners and wide" (As if to say the soccer ball has been struck high (charners) and wide (wide) of the goal)

"Charners!!!!!" Over
Charners by Tom Pooley October 12, 2005

charney (n.) 

A charney is a shiftless individual who relies on others for money and housing. It is often used to refer to men of the Caribbean who are habitually lazy yet also in good spirits.
That charney over their laying in bed with a can of Red Stripe is completely worthless, we should have left him in Jamaica.
charney (n.) by Captain Tony October 22, 2004
An amazing beautiful soul
Sings amazing and is always there for someone in need

Doesn't realize her potential even though there's so much going for her!
Sometimes I wish I was a Charney
Charney by Youknowwho420 September 9, 2020

Charney rabbit

A charney rabbit is an excuse, normally referencing a dead pet, to act like an asshole towards your partner.
Example 1
Guy: "Piss off, I'm too busy mourning over my dog dying to talk to you"
Girl: "Well that's the biggest charney rabbit I ever heard"

Example 2
"If he charney rabbits me one more time I'm dumping him i swear"
Charney rabbit by mingsly September 29, 2014
1. An name for any manner of extremely ugly person who may run track or have an big head
2. A person who is attracted to any type of what would be considered extremely unattractive.

Charneys are also called Charns, Charn Dawgs, Charnlets, and Cunits
Eeew, did you see The Charney run the 1600 meter? eww ew eww
charney by vincenzino September 20, 2006