A story in which is usually short and completely pointless. A story that has no relevance to any subject already mentioned in current conversation. These short lived comments are usually followed by a quick and short goat like laugh.
Chris Clampitt told another clampitt story when he mentioned the shocks not working well when the current topic was new movies.
(current topic is water parks)
Me -The lazy river is my favorite.
Chris - Yeah I did doughnuts in my truck all winter long hehehe
The area of a man's body including (on the same side of the body) his armpit and pectoral area in/on which a woman (or man: not that there's anything wrong with that) can rest her head and often fall asleep.
The charmpit (chest and armpit) is often utilized after intercourse or strange sounds in the house that frighten the woman into making the man get out of bed and investigate said frightening sounds.
Woman: "I just had the scariest dream. I need your charmpit."