Snaking the Charmer 

"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.

...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"

Snaking the Charmer by boatbutter March 27, 2008

Panty Charmer 

"Panty" (pronounced pan-tee) refers to a woman's underwear. A Panty Charmer is a person who flirts with, and gets along well with women, regardless of whether or not their aim is to get into their panties.

This term is similar to lady-killer, but it is less insidious.

Mike: "Nice panties Jill"
Jill: "You're clearly *not* a panty charmer, Mike"
Jill: *discretely reports Mike to HR*

Panty Charmer by WillyTime January 9, 2022

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer 

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer by theinstigator September 16, 2016

Chammered 

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk

Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.

Chammered by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010

dick charmer

a girl who leads you on and gets you hot and then backs off and don't give you none.

Don't be getting all excited about the dick charmer flirting on you because that girl is just a tease.

dick charmer by Chris " bitch booty licken" Parker April 22, 2006

Charmer 

a real sauve guy who knows how to talk to and get the ladies. sometimes known as a smooth pimped out player from the streets who knows how to get his.

Guy #1: Hey you know Charmer from the Revolution?
Guy #2: Yeah, dude how'd he get that name?
Guy #1: Mostly cuz he can get any girl he wants.

Charmer by Kyron T. September 5, 2008

snake charmer

(n) A man or woman who has substantial experience in working another person's penis

I've been licking dicks for over a decade now, I'm a snake charmer.

snake charmer by J-Ru September 15, 2003