| 1. | technological rape | ||
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the act of plugging the wrong cord into the wrong device. Usually occurs in the dark when your fumbling through a plethora of cords. cell phone charger into ipod, ipod charger into laptop, laptop charger into cell phone = technological rape
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| 2. | radio raped | ||
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The way you feel after making a purchase from Radio Shack I needed a last minute Christmas gift, so I allowed myself to be radio raped by spending $45 on a cell phone case and charger at Radio Shack.
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| 3. | Heartrape | ||
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The absolutely, positively, worst feeling ever in the history of mankind and the world itself. Heartrape is an intense emotional pain, exceeding that of heartbreak. One may feel heartrape when a relationship comes to an end, when they have been cheated on, and especially at the point of immense disappointment. Imagine someone breaking a promise they made to you... heartrape. Imagine you're dog chewing your phone charger in half... heartrape. Imagine your roommate eating all of your HoHo's and Zebra Cakes... heartrape. Imagine being kicked by your own mother, getting back up, and being kicked again... heartrape. Dude I looked it up, Kate Hudson really did have a baby... total heartrape.
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