chartiers houston high school 

a small school where you can find hill billy’s, trumpies, and a large group called “da boys”. the kids at chartiers like to write on the bathroom stalls woth period blood, and or pencil. some exotic things to find at chartiers are boys taking the doors off the bathroom stalls and kids smoking under the stairs. the food at chartiers tastes similar to the food you would give your dead grandmother.

“you go to chartiers houston high school?”

“yes”

“you nasty thing”

chartiers houston high school by borderline dumb November 15, 2021

charcuterie 

A word that a douchbag uses to calls cold cuts (meats, cheeses, etc.)

I’ve prepared charcuterie and placed them on a board on the coffee table for my guests to snack on prior to dinner being served.

charcuterie by Scorpion21 June 12, 2018

Charcuterie 

A Lunchable that majored in musical theater.

We got several starters including the house made bread and charcuterie.

Charcuterie by Margs891208 May 27, 2021

carcuterie

Charcuterie that is prepared and/or eaten inside of an automobile.

They were getting a little tipsy from wine tasting all day and decided to have some carcuterie before travelling to the next vineyard.

carcuterie by @banastas December 17, 2011

Human Charcuterie Board 

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.

Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

Human Charcuterie Board by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021

Charcuckerie Board 

A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.

Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.

Charcuckerie Board by ForTheGlory January 12, 2019

Nick Chartier 

A small very unclever rodent in which you may stumble upon in the wilderness enjoying several diverse varieties of nuts and acorns. May be identified by two oversized front teeth poking from its lips. This wonderful creature has the cheek capacity of a small apartment complex. Usually has a brownish nose from repetitive ass kissing of its peers. Can be mistaken as a chipmunk or small squirrel. Spends nearly every weekend traveling home for uncontrollable mating rituals.

did you see that thing crouching in the bushes outside, it looked kind of like a nick Chartier.

Did you see that kid at the party, he was defiantly pulling a nick Chartier

Did brandon go home this weekend? Yeah, He pulled a Nick Chartier

That new coworker is quite the suckass.. he is really being a Nick Chartier

Nick Chartier by one lonely acorn March 27, 2009