A disease developed when one is bitten by an asian. Symptoms include: the infected person: begins to shrink(everything shrinks, yes, it does too), loses the ability to open their eyes, loses ability to drive properly, and lastly they pronounce their L's as R's (ex. I just so ronery). Also may develop sudden interest in video game development or making toys for American children.
Did you hear about Bert? I guess Mr. Wong bit him and he got a serious case of the dreaded changawanga...they took away his driver's license and now he's making toys in his basement.