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To chandle is to deposit an unlikely condiment on said food item.
If you were to put ketchup on your French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to put peanut butter on your baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way is this connected with the Mathew Perry character from Friends.
by Eric and Vince April 05, 2006

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To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.
If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.
by Sal V. Harney October 26, 2007

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To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.
If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.
by Sal V. Harney October 08, 2007

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