The most awesomely funny girl you will ever meet. She so funny people just pee there panties when she speaks and its not coz she has a funny voice its coz everything she says is funny. She has MILLIONS of friends and they all beg her to speak when shes not. She has great fashion sense and excellent taste in music. She is very fun to be with and one day she will be moderately rich and live in a big house with all her close friends and her gorgeous bnoyfriend
Wow, It's Chance Quick Get a pen i need and autograph!
the most over dramatic person you will ever meet! he can't ever stop talking about himself & he can't take a joke.
he's a player and is mean to his best friends!
Guy 1: Hahah, i hate you :P
Chance: **** YOU! MOTHER *******! I DONT NEED YOUR SH*T!
A filler word used to express amusement or amazment or to get someone's attention, specifically used in the Indie world.
Also used when talking of something with a low chance of happening.
"Chance, that was an awkward conversation"
"Chance! Look out the window!!"
"Chance we saw you here today"
when a man attempts to insert his penis into his own butt hole then once he is ready to ejaculate he aims it at his own face and then licks as much as possible off of his own face. Once he is finished with this he grabs his partner and tries to bite off his/her pubic hair.
I saw two guys crank that chance to each other.
Total douchebag who is self-absorbed, but does not like himself very much because he has a small dick. Lives in a fantasy world of thinking everyone might like him, but people really don't. The ones that have gotten to know him, quickly discover that he is a jackass, and has MAJOR issues. Jealousy should be his middle name. Skinny ass white boy who needs his ass kicked on a day to day basis because he has a big mouth.
Guy #1: Dude, I finally got my license.
Guy #2:(Ignores dude 1)
Guy #1: Chance, did you hear me?
Guy #2: WTF man? I've been playing COD for 8 hours straight and you just screwed up my concentration.
I.E. see: small dick syndrome
, what the hell is up with your hair?
, dude, can't you see you are creeping her out?
, get a clue NOBODY likes you
, get a life, and get out of mine
, freak does not cover it, and not in the good way either
,boy who is confused about his sexuality
1. Fucking something up royally
2. Failing in epic proportions
3. Derogatory name for someone being stupid
Somebody just tripped and broke a multi-million dollar project.
Wow you really chanced that one!!!
Way to go, chance.
the inner part of any buthole....it makes the ass stink really bad.....its also the meaning of a giraffe with bad breath -chance!
wow that giraffe stinks like chance