champoozle 

Champoozle is a distant planet with tons of grass, rocks, and Nomawaians (the people who live on Champoozle). The people of Champoozle worship one god, Nomowa (also a religious chant). They do most of their praying and worshipping at the Sacred Tree.

Guy 1-"Hey, wanna go to the football game today."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."

champoozle by littleappletreefallfromthee! December 27, 2011

shampoozle 

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.

I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.

shampoozle by Special K PC! May 15, 2006

Champizzle 

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Champizzle.

Champizzle by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008

Camboozle 

The act of spinning a story with so many plot holes and twists that the local Cameron is bamboozled

The story of the old woman at the door who said the in order save the girl the hunter must slay the dragon but the dragon was already dead and the woman was actually a tree had camboozled the young man.

Camboozle by Camboozler July 21, 2020

chapoodle 

A small wonder of a girl, who most times is socially inept and unable to talk to men. Tends to not use the letter "R" when speaking. She has the hair of a poodle and the personaltiy of a chiuaua on crystal meth. She is charming in her own way and you can't help but love her whilest hating her for being slightly retarded.
SHe cannot process wheat or sugar and red food dye might kill her but when she binges she binges hard and long, and if you get in her way there is a good chance you will loose an appendage.
Don't stop and stare for too long though for she might hump your leg.

"That girl looks like a straight up chapoodle"

"HE WAS MOE DIFWENTLY HOT" as said by a chapoodle

chapoodle by BOY GIRL April 11, 2007

shampoozle 

The last little bit of bubbles left in the shampoo bottle that really should have been thrown away. You squeeze the bottle like crazy trying to get enough out to wash your hair one last time.

I was so mad this morning, I went to wash my hair and all that was left in the bottle was shampoozle.

Aeriel: Steve, why didn't you throw away this shampoo bottle? It's empty.
Steve: It is not empty, there's still shampoozle left!

shampoozle by Aleah :) April 30, 2008

clampoozle 

Vagina.

Monsters and Critics.com, March 10, 2009: "On her latest classy comeback tour, singer and mother of two Britney Spears accidentally aired out her clampoozle onstage."

clampoozle by mgdu October 30, 2009