| 1. | Andre twirl | ||
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When a group of people stand in a circle and pass around a bottle of Andre champagne until it is finished. This is an appropriate celebration of any life milestone such as birthdays, graduations, new babies, employment, or unemployment. I think I got mono from Jenny's baby shower Andre twirl.
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| 2. | muddin | ||
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When you take someone, hang them from the ceiling (chandelier or something) and shoot bubbling champagne up their ass. The person will then involuntarily spray feces everywhere due to the pressure build up. Once they are shooting their person pudding, give 'em a spin and go muddin. I got some poo in my eye last night when I did some muddin with my friends.
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| 3. | Lady GaGa | ||
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I guess people don't like her because they can't get over old people music. Get over it. I know, her music is repetitive. You don't have to make a huge deal out of it. I know, all her music has computerized sounds and no actual instruments. GET OVER IT. You don't always need real instruments to make music. And stop calling her a slut, I said this once I'll say it again: Guys sing about sex ALL THE TIME. I don't see you criticizing them. And she isn't a hermaphrodite. Her costumes are so tight you can't FIT anything in it. And don't tell me she had it removed, what person would cut off their penis? "Oh yeah, peeing is overrated, I don't need this silly old thing anymore." Get a life! The whole "satanic" thing was just plain RETARDED. "She has a lightning bolt on her face!". Yeah, I know. It was a reference to David Bowie. Go on Google right now and type in David Bowie Lightning and you will see it. "She had a checker board pattern in her paparazzi music video". It's a freaking pattern! Alice in wonderland has that pattern all over it, you don't see people calling Alice in Wonderland satanic! Lady GaGa lyrics:
Let's play a love game, play a love game do you want love or you want fame are you in that game. Doin' the love game. -Love Game I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance. I want your love and all your love has revenge you and me could write a bad romance. -Bad Romance The fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we want to live the live of the rich and famous. Fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we have a taste for champagne and endless fortune. -The Fame Just dance, gonna be OK. Da da doo doo, just dance, spin that record babe. Da da doo doo, just dance, gonna be OK. Da da da dance, dance, dance, just ju ju just dance. -Just Dance And eh, there's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. I wish you'd never looked at me that way, eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say. -Eh eh(nothing else I can say) Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop calling, stop calling I don't wanna talk anymore, I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephoning me e e e e e e e. -Telephone |
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