1. noun -The last name of People Magazine's 2012 Sexiest Man Alive.
2. verb -to walk by the mirror multiple times, usually shirtless, while flexing one's pectoral muscles and lifting one's chin as if challenging the man in the mirror to a fight
3. noun -a strong chin
2. Bro, we all know you're jacked, so quit nungestering. The mirror isn't going to fight you.
3. Man, David has quite the Nungester.
See what I did there?
Abbreviation for Woman The Fuck Up.
To muster intestinal fortitude to carry out an otherwise difficult or challenging task.
I didn't want to go work out, but I had to WTFU and get off my ass.
A game created by Jagex that a lot of people bash and make fun of for being "gay" and "nerdy". I didn't think much of it at first, but I created an account. And the snowball effect set in. Runescape is honestly the most addicting thing I have ever done, forget just limiting it to games. Runescape will turn you in to a monster. You won't care to hang out with friends (unless they too play Runescape), you will snap at your family when your gaming time is in jeopardy, you will not care about anything that you once cared for. In all honesty, it's a pretty sweet game. It's moderated fairly well, the quests are really fun and some challenging, the monsters are fun to fight, and it's a decent game all around. But don't get sucked in. Because it is almost impossible to climb out of the hole.
Me: Hey guys! What are you playing?
Friends: Runescape, it's an online role playing game.
Me: Hm. Sounds interesting.. Mind if I make an account?
Friends: Sure, we'll help you!
SIX MONTHS LATER
Dad: Alright! Everybody load up, we're going out to eat for mom's birthday!
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A variation of the infamous "cleveland steamer" where you pull the girl's panties up over the poop after shitting on her chest.
A proper "tarp on a woodpile" is executed when you stretch the panties up over the poop while she is still wearing them (note that "granny panties" work best, thongs are quite challenging).
It is also acceptable (but not as desirable) if her panties have already been tossed aside to simply place them on top of the poo.
Tom, having grown tired of giving Viv nightly cleveland steamers, decided to make good use of her laundry-day granny panties and give her a "Tarp on a Woodpile."
As a souvenir of the momentous occasion and Tom's inventive sexual aptitude, Viv had the granny panties framed and displayed in the living room for all to see. (She bought new ones for laundry day)
the act of shelfing many nails at once this person will find it very challenging to shit and will be shunned upon by fellow classmates
dude one: Whats that in his ass?
dude two: oh thats Sam Uel he shelfs nails
dude one: OH
Originating in Sydney, Australia due to the city's peculiarly large proliferation of orange-skinned trashbags eager to have every one of their orifices filled with cock, the acronym 'TUFIS' emerged as a convenient way to differentiate easy lays who will readily accept the raging contents of your balls into their vaginas where more challenging Saturday night fare might resist.
It is pronounced 'Too-fis' and stands for 'Totally Up For it Sluzza'. The plural form of the word remains the product of endless debate, but 'TUFI' ('Too-fye') or even 'TUFISes' may suffice where there is more than one filthy cum-gurgling slut in attendance.
"The fake tan on this TUFIS is rubbing off on my shirt, man. You dance with her."
"I am so gonna smash that TUFIS in the salmon cavern."
"I think my mum might've been a TUFIS. How else do you explain my 10 half-siblings?"
When someone or something is extraordinarily tough or difficult, it's as hard as a mythical armoured bear.
1) Don't fuck with that guy, he's panserbjorn, man.
2) How did the exam go?
Real bad, that shit was completely panserbjorn.