| 43. | Sweaty Ass Seat | ||
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This happens when someone sweats profusely from their ass and leaves their seat all wet so when the next person sits in it they get sweaty ass on them. This person at our work sweats a lot and when I sat on their chair after they left my ass got all wet so now we call that chair the "Sweaty Ass Seat"
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| 44. | deboed | ||
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To steal, take, or shoplift; To steal another person's seat
(once a seat is deboed, the original sitter has no claim to it, unless the rule of 'fives' has been declared) Scene setting: Sitting around Kaley's bar, there are not enough seats for everyone present. Melanie is sitting in a chair and gets up to get a drink, and Ryann (one without a seat) immediately takes advantage of the situation. She sits in Melanie's chair as soon as she has gotten up, and promptly declares "DEBOED!"
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| 45. | waftle | ||
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A fart contained in a cloth chair so that it can be savored each time you or another sits down. Damn dude, that was one fine waftle you left for me.
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| 46. | cushioncake | ||
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The act of placing one or more flatulent events (farts) into a cushioned chair. The hope is that someone sits down on it, and the dust in the chair will fly up and poison the recipient with your flatulent deed.
The plural is used when more than one person sits on the chair and plants said flatulence. This must be done carefully so as not to poison ones self during the process. (singular) Yo dude, Jerry is being a dick. Why don't you give him a cushioncake. He'll throw up once he sits there.
(plural) Hey guys, lets give cushioncakes to all of the chicks that came over. They will look at each other and think they let one go. |
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| 47. | sandish | ||
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so out of it, so blazed, so drunk, so spent from sex, so whatever, that you half-lay on a couch or chair and just sit there. Hardly any movement, not speaking, normally somehow keeping eyes open. Person being called such usually accompanied by his or her pajamas. Drool optional. Occurs on any given evening around College Park, Maryland or Jamaica. Origin of neologism: redneck territory, in Fredick, Maryland's backyard, Hagerstown. Hells yeah!
can be used as noun, adjective "Clearly that man is sandish as shit. He broke down."
"Oh, look, there it is..." reporter turns to camera, holding safari hat close upon head, sporting a yellow buttoned up shirt and creepily pinned back handlebar mustache, "I see her. As we come closer upon the sandish form of the ganjafumarkid of the wild, we see her try to wave us away with one finger. Oh, boy, Thomas. It looks like she doesn't want to be disturbed." Thom the Cameraman pans to the magnificent horizon to the east of the background tress, headlining is the sandish sun as it sits upon the line of terra. There is a crinkling of paper sound nearby. |
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| 48. | sponging it | ||
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its when someone is sitting on a seat, farts but it is absorbed in to the sponge so when the next person sits on the seat that person gets the smell from the fart jack: dude i was totally sponging it on the chair, i cant wait till jerry sits down
*silence* jerry: ewwww! JACK! |
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| 49. | aeronorexia | ||
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disorder characterized by self-starvation and excessive use of stimulants to prevent damage to one's overpriced office chair i can tell nick's aeronorexia isn't very severe cos every time he sits in that damn aeron wheels fall off.
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