chaining 

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain

"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.

chaining by Xeno_the_Blind April 18, 2008

Dick Chaining 

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.

"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"

Dick Chaining by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

Chainmail 

When you get those texts or emails saying if you dont forward this to (whatever number it is) something will happen to you. In other words, the most annoying fucking waste of time on the planet.

John: Huh I got a chainmail!

Chainmail: If you do not forward this to 10 people, Carmen will chop off your head.

John: OH SHIT I GOTTA SEND THIS OUT

Chainmail by Doctor Largecock98 November 7, 2010

Chainmail 

Evil stuff. Don’t repost it. Creeps you out. You don’t have to repost it. That’s not the point it’s made by trolls

‘I hate that CHAINMAIL. One of them said a ghost girl was coming to get me!!’

Chainmail by Hannacutebanana December 5, 2019

daisy chaining 

When large numbers of people engage in oral sex in alternating face up/face down positions forming a circular group of people. An individual engaged in daisy chaining will be giving oral sex to one person while receiving oral pleasure from a different person (at the same time). Probably referring to a ring of intertwined bosies having a similar shape and arrangement to a flower arrangement used as a tiara.

"We had, like, 20 people in our daisy chain last night."

daisy chaining by Dave A. Jones May 4, 2005

Key Chaining 

When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married.

Guy 1 "Dude, where's your wedding ring?"

Guy 2 " I'm Key Chaining tonight"

Key Chaining by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010

Chainman 

The shabby-arsed useless tit of an assistant who attempts to follow orders given to him by a Land Surveyor.

Chainmen tend to be:

1) students of the Surveyhood whilst gaining vital survey experience in the off peak periods

or

2) Career chainmen - nasty rabid, fly blown and flea bitten pieces of work who, for some reason, are all smokers and have filthy beards.

Chainmen (or chainpersons) are responsible for:

- Keeping the survey vessels (see rust bucket) in reasonable cleanly order and with appropriate amount of stocks

- holding the prism pole for the surveyor (as the surveyor can only be in one place at one time unfortunately...)

- Following orders from the surveyor

- Filling the air with cigarette smoke and the nasal twang of bogan accents

- Generally making a balls up of every possible situation

See chainy

Surveyor: "My chainman didn't sharpen the brush hook for use in the field today."
Draftsperson: "So what did you do?"
Surveyor: "I took him out the back and shot him."
Draftsperson: "Oh, good!"

Chainman by pissedoffsurveyor January 20, 2011