A city in western ohio known to be large enough to have all of the big city problems but not large enough to have anywhere good to hang out other than crappy chain restaurants.
Person A: There's nothing going on in Dayton tonight.
Person B: Tell me about it. I heard there is an awesome party in Columbus though. Want to go?
Person A: Yeah, lets ditch this cesspool of a town.
The border region between Tennessee and Kentucky, particularly in vicinity of Ft. Campbell. It is a primordial no-man's land best known for its numerous Walmarts, crappy chain restaurants, mediocre bars/taverns, half-rate tattoo parlors, pawn shops, and gifted drivers. Local talent here is sketchy at best, consisting of Soldier's spouses who are on the prowl while their meal tickets are off fighting in Afghanistan and other typically overweight green-card chasers. Soldiers with distinguished tastes typically go to greener pastures in Nashville on the weekends
Ft. Campbell itself is not too bad...but I can't wait to PCS away from Tennesucky
The most prevalent vermin in the USA, usually indigenous to the Midwest. Recognized by the following characteristics:
-Pretending that they have lots of money, but are actually broke after spending it all trying to impress people with their McMansions, SUVs, etc.
-Love of shitty chain "restaurants" such as Applebee's, Chili's, The Olive Garden, IHOP, etc.
-Severely lacking in social skills and intelligence, due to their refusal to interact with anyone other than their elementary/middle school classmates from 15-20 years ago.
Suburbanite: Ooh, I don't like it in the city! I might get shot or mugged or something!
City Dweller: Stay the fuck out, we don't want you around here anyway!
Riverside, CA: Medium-sized city in Inland Empire. Not much to do except a few chain restaurants. Home of Riverside Community College. Most locals under the age of 25 go or have been there. Also home to many large Mexican neighborhoods. Crime is pretty low. Lots of traffic and hot weather.
Ugly city, ugly girls, and mostly boring place to be. UC Riverside may be the most interesting part of the city.
Riverside: City with a river that almost dries up during the summer.
A small, quaint town in Connecticut which borders Woodbridge, Derby, West Haven, and Milford. It has almost every fast food joint and chain restaurant, plenty of shops, the annual Orange Fair, and it is right near the Westfield Shoppingtown Mall. Also, the people aren't all rich but they aren't hurting financially either.
Orange kid #1: You wanna grab a bite to eat?
Orange kid #2: Sure, even though there is a lot of places to choose from. I mean, Orange, CT pretty much has everything.
Orange kid #1: I know, right.
A large American Pizza restaurant chain offering pizzas and other dishes.
In America apparently suffers from poor quality service. European branches on the other hand, have an upscale feel and excellent food.
In some European countries such as Poland, the Pizza Hut name has an upmarket quality, used to elate prices and decorate the restaurants in a fairly lavish fashion.
European: I went to America and loved it! But Pizza Hut was appalling.
A town in Texas, close to the Oklahoma state line, but not so close that it smells like Oklahoma. Home to morons who think it's cool to wear their prison guard uniform at all times as if it actually means something to work for minimum wage at the prison. There are also douchebags that drive diesel pickups and pull 40' cattle trailers containing one horse (with saddle) at all times. These same douchebags are 90 days behind on their diesel pickup payments.
Childress is also home to a smattering of chain restaurants and locally owned eateries, all of whose food all tastes like it was warmed underneath the same 300watt bulb.
Childress is famed for it's successful hospital, employing underpaid niggers that can't buy their own homes, a 100 year old newspaper owned by a self-important former cocaine addict, and the newly added 501 winery to serve Childress' many alcoholics.
Most of the population is relatively unattractive, yet kind and they try to make you feel at home even if you're an asshole.
Damn I need to take a dump. I'll stop in Childress Texas before I cross into Oklahoma....they don't have room for any more shit over there.