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10.
1. one who spends all of his money at the strip club.
2. one who loans his car to a stripper and babysits her kid for no charge.
3. one who marries a crazy ass bitch because he thinks shes carrying his fetus.
4. one who drives a busted ass cavalier with no front bumper.
5. one who leaves the family's dead dog on the front porch for a period of no less than 3 weeks.
6. one whose wife paints crazy X's and shit in the living room.
7. one who chokes his/her spouse without remorse.
8. one who gets a DUI
9. one who is a native of detroit.
8 MILE!!!!!!!!!
After Chadwick got his car back, and returned to the cum guzzlin' gutter slut's kid to her, he left the strip club broke as a joke, and returned home to choke his crazy ass wife and stick her in the trunk, but then got a DUI.
by SCROTUMUS MAXIMUS February 19, 2006
 
1.
A person who will happily allow another to stay at their dwelling for a limited time without expectations of compensation.
I wasn't certain I'd make it home safely. Thanks for being such a chadwick and letting me crash here.
by D3Flyer October 14, 2012
 
2.
1. A guy who will let you crash at his house any day or time... as long as you can sleep through the dance party going on in the living room. He will also make sure you have plenty of beer and tacos before passing out.

2. Someone who loves penguins and zombies.

3. A really smart, funny, sexy guy who has the best laugh and can make anyone feel like they've been friends for years.
That party last night was totally a Chadwick dance party! Lots of booze, pretty girls, and rad dudes!
by Lady Tron December 20, 2010
 
3.
A very sexy englishmen with a huge dick that will pleasure any and every girl.
The man with the sexy girl in the green is a real chadwick.
by dangt pedro February 16, 2010
 
4.
1.The term for having sexual intercourse with ugly girls after a night of heavy drinking. - Also refered to as 'Pulling a chadders'

2. Consuming large amounts of food in as little time as possible

3. A disgusting creature.
Steve: I had sex with that girl Mandy last night!

John: She was fucking ugly! You pulled a chadders!

Steve: I drank alot.

Mark: I eat 23 cheeseburgers and chips in 6 minutes

Felix: What a chadwick.

Group: You are such a chadwick.
by Man-Iron. October 20, 2011
 
5.
Pimp mobile installer who has HUGE TESTICLES that are contain in an even more impressive potato like satchel.
I gotta get CHADWICK to do my install...then teabag my wife.
by Waltoid August 23, 2006
 
6.
Cum that dries and sticks bed sheets and the tip of a males dick, forcing him to tear them apart, like a candles wax.
After jacking off I forgot to clean up and I woke up with some chadwick.
by Serman February 27, 2009
 
7.
A dick thats wider than it is long
Dude you have a chadwick...it looks like a tree stump
by Mich Elin July 29, 2008