A Chadpoleasarous is an amphibious dinosaur species . They are rare, and there is only one known to be living in the United States. They roam the hallways of high-schools, and eat the innocent
school children. They are very violent, and choose to stalk their female prey. Chadpoleasari have to remain in the hallways of their high-schools, or else the sun
will pierce their weak skin, shriveling their entire bodies. This species chooses
homosexual (
gay) tendencies even though they usually are caught using cheap dinosaur lines on their sexual subjects. Insecure, though, Chadpolesaurus pretends to be attracted to females. Be warned, this is a cover up. Chadpoleasarous often fantasizes about male Gambacerotops.
“
RUN!! ITS A CHADPOLEASAUROUS!!”
“Look at that Chadpoleasarous hitting on that
girl! It’s clearly a cover up... i
saw him staring at a Gambacerotops earlier..."