A person who knows you only when they need something, otherwise everytime you come into contact with said chach, they look at you and get narrow eyes and pause......they can't figure out who you are or why?.....They know they know you from somewhere........OH YEA!!! YOU'RE THE WAITER AT SO AND SO'S. HIGH! NICE TO MEET YOU! HOW'S............then they can't remember any of your family even though you've introduced the whole clan to said chach several times, and then once they realize you have nothing to offer them since you're not at your restaurant behind the bar, they blow you off the second another chach walks by. A chachbag is the evolution of the chach.
Chaches are usually condescending and full of themselves and have no clue what common decency is.
"""I wouldn't take that particular airport shuttle because the owner is such a chach, in fact, if I ever see this chachbag on the street, I'll let him know what a complete chach he really is, the chachbag."
"Did you hear that? That chach won't let his kid learn how to snowboard because he thinks his kid should ski, just like dad. What a total chach."
Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Plural: chachs, chaches.
Adjective, adverb- dumb, idiotic Ex: "That guy just totally pulled a chach move."
(Rare) Verb-to unjustifiably escape a commitment. Ex: "Todd really chached out tonight."
Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.
Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.
Where found: Shopping malls, fraternities, Late night diners, college bars and/or clubs, party schools, business seminars.
Combinations: Can be used in conjunction with "ass" as in "chach ass". Northern dialect also includes the form "Chachski".
Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).
Vulgarity Level: Perfectly safe to use in public.
What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach's main weapon is annoyance. Avoid places where chaches frequent (you should anyways). They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride so hit on their ...
noun: a man trying too hard to appeal to the opposite sex by means of too much calogne, too many accessories, excessive hair styling, or overpriced clothes (eg-$90 t-shirts), yet tries to maintain his masculinity by calling girls sluts and talking much louder than those around him.
see also: tchotch
girl: "That chach called me a whore after I scoffed at his pronouncement that he would do things to my I've only dreamed of."
A chach is someone who has been a douche
enough times to be considered something more irritating. So, being a chach is definitely worse than being a douche.
Every time we go out with that guy, he ends up hitting on my girlfriend. He's definitely a douche bag with chach tendencies.
-a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential man most often characterized by feminine mannerisms, chauvinistic speech, and an unhealthy obsession with being "cool, hip, hot, or stylish."
-a man who wears overpriced clothing, excessive calogne, and tans in an effort to appeal to the opposite sex.
-a self-absorbed man who speaks in innuendos in order to repress feelings for those of the same sex.
Brenton, and his gang of Chaches, are standing over in the middle of the dance club. If one was initially unaware of his presence, he/she would be immediately made aware by his scent, flashy clothing, or loud and overly chliche speach.
Amber has a dirty chach from sleeping around.
Dewane sells chach down on 22nd street.
A douche bag who spends too much time in the tanning bed and looking at himself in the mirror. If he attends a party his collar will be popped and his hair will be gelled way too much. He'll also think everyone in the room, including guys, want to get in his pants.
Look at that fuckin chach
challenging everyone at the party to wrestle.
Last nite I ripped chach.
A lifestyle of fake tans, over-priced, name-brand merchandise, big, eccentric hair (usually blonde), usually uses large amounts of makeup, tends to be very well groomed and keeps up with all the lastest trends.
A chach typically walks around like they own the place and are very obnoxious.
Non-chach's talk badly and gossip about chach's.
"well, somebody spends too much time looking in the mirror. What a chach."