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Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..
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chabelita 

A name that suit your personality of being kind, humble, and trustworthy. People are easily believe on your ability but sometimes you question youself.
Chabelita is a good person.
chabelita by anonymous June 7, 2021
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Meat Cabbage

1. Man's Scrotum 2. Can also be used to describe the odor of a Man's Scrotum.
My hands are cold can I cup your Meat Cabbage to warm them up?!?
Meat Cabbage by Proy21 October 4, 2008

Chabiddie 

The hot, college-aged Jewish girl you meet at Shabbat dinner. Maybe Birthright.

Chabad+biddie=chabiddie.
Rebecca Bloomberg is such a chabiddie
Chabiddie by Shadchen December 4, 2013

cabbage grabber 

an illegal alien beaner
About 150 cabbage grabbers ran from the barn as the police officers came to investigate a reported cockfight.
cabbage grabber by USnative February 6, 2010

Savage cabbage 

Some one extreamly good at roasting, any time you roast him/her they will top your roast with another and won't quit roasting . Don't mess with savage cabbage.
Don't mess with that savage cabbage he takes every thing personal.
Savage cabbage by Dj767 May 12, 2016