Louisiana Cumcake 

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

Louisiana Cumcake by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

Cumcentration 

The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.

Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.

Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?

Cumcentration by Germ604 June 25, 2009

Crumclutz 

A adjective for a person who is clusmy and extremely unlucky

Jeremy:Oh man poor Carmine getting sniped as he stood up poor guy
Adam:Yeah that was unlucky he's such a Crumclutz

Crumclutz by The cuttest Alien September 18, 2011

Cumcrete 

Mixin sand with semen to make solid concrete with cum

I just made cumcrete.

Cumcrete by OopsIJustShitMySelf September 5, 2019

cumcumber 

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

Cumchatta 

It is dope

Ayy man that was cumchatta.

Cumchatta by Cumchatta12 May 29, 2021

CumCocktion 

A man & womans combined sexual secretions consumed as an elixir to further enhance their connection and fuel desire......

After I exploded ia sweet load nside my baby girl , I inserted two fingers inside her honey pot and gave her a delicious taste of our CumCocktion....

CumCocktion by Master Brawny December 27, 2016