pigmy rumpus cetis  

majorly small asscheeks,verry very long pubs stinky bunghole smelling as of fried asscrack got them big ol oranguntan titties

wendy has a pigmy rumpus cetis she smells like a decaying cow that has benn sitting and rotting
stacy said to dina and pam

pigmy rumpus cetis by harry leg April 8, 2009

Celise 

An exclusive and beautiful name for exclusively beautiful women. Celise's are extremely generous and are known to frequently be the designated driver for nights out. They have an exceptional amount of love for their close circle of friends and would quite literally go and get water from the moon if it would help the people they care about. A Celise is the kind of girl you can trust with your innermost secrets, fears and worries and know that she will guard them with her own life. Celise is also someone you can share jokes with and who will laugh excessively at your bad humour. If you ever feel down or like you just want to give up, a Celise is sure to find the right words to get you back up and smiling. Celise's are also wonderful if you just need that great hug to make you feel better, or if you need that supportive shoulder to cry on. If you know a Celise or if you're even blessed enough to have one as a friend; you are tremendously lucky and you should spend your time trying to make her as happy as she makes you!

Oh, you met this extremely interesting, beautiful and giving woman last night? Well, you must have come across a Celise.

Did you just say you know a Celise?!?! OMG - I am sooooo jealous!!!

Celise by Melkesjokolade May 6, 2010

Cerissa 

the very definition of gorgeous

Look at Cerissa, she is drop dead gorgeous

Cerissa by Myself, Me July 16, 2008

cutish 

A word assosiated with a cute special girl.

B: Gala looks really cutish today, doesn't she ?

cutish by Beshko December 25, 2014

CEOism 

Mentality and ideology of a CEO

That sigma male is pursuing CEOism

CEOism by bøssakarl May 6, 2022

Daqan Celis 

Literally translated as "Culture Back," the phrase Daqan Celis separated refers to a return to Somalia, the motherland. Daqan Celis recounts how adolescents in the Somali community lose touch with their culture and need to be taken back home to reconnect themselves with it. It's a hilarious way to tell someone that they're absolutely crap in Somali or that there too "Westernized." It's also used to describe those who can't speak Somali. Either way, If someone ever tell you that you need Daqan Celis, take them seriously my friend! 🤣

"maxaad u hadlaysaa waxaad u baahan tahay Daqan Celis 😂" translated: "why are you talking you need Daqan Celis 😂"

or

"You need Daqan Celis ASAP my friend."

Daqan Celis by H99BA July 17, 2022

Catism 

New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.

I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.

Catism by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008