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mexican jew that is so cheap he can't even pay for the company he bought. when he gets angry his eyes bulge out of his skull and his teeth grind like clutch. he beats his chest like a gorila then goes home and beats his gorilla wife. he thinks hes a big shot in his big dumb red truckkk but nobody gives a fuckkk. hes got more kids than a sock got holes. he wants a fortune but all he got was a cookie in emily.
Employee: yo Cesar how bout a coffee?

Cesar: LOL I CANT AFFORD THAT GET OUTTA MY OFFICE
by TTom May 07, 2012
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Basically the most awesomest guy in the fucking world. Whenever you think about something that has to do with sex, drugs, alcohol or just any kickass thing that ain't no pussy shit. The first person that comes to mind is Cesar...


Theres too much to say about Cesar so the best definition for Cesar is God because he is God!!! no, no, fuck that, he's way better than God, there is no word that can describe/define Cesar...

THERE IS NO DEFINiTION FOR CESAR

EVERY HOT GIRL IN THE WORLD: Oh Cesar I wanna suck jour dikk!!!!



by Joe fourpack September 01, 2008
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Just about the coolest person in the world!, who doesn't need a tan, Fuck that!... I don't know what else but just think of a bunch of cool things and that's a Cesar aka CZAR Chauuuuuuu!
THAT NINJA FROM THE 831! is a cesar aka CZAR!
by JUAN SANCHOZ May 16, 2008
868 443
 
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Someone who makes a shirt with their face on it, and is awesome enought that people actualy whant to buy them. And they sell them for like $7.

They are also verry lucky with the ladies
Dude, I got a Cesar Shirt
by Delta12 October 26, 2006
828 472
 
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sexy beast.
daamn cesar is fine.
by cesar=hot December 18, 2010
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The most caring, lovable guy you could ever possibly know. Shoot, you can probably just title him as a big teddy bear! He acts like a hard ass, but honestly he has a big heart. He will go through so much just to be with his girl friend. He doesn't rush his girl(s), he's a true gentlemen. Pretty much was just raised by his mom his whole life. Sure, he makes a few mistakes but he tries to fix them soon in the future. He's not perfect but trust me, you would fall in a deep love spell with him. He has such a way with words. A bit of a heart breaker but hey who isn't /:
Hey, did you hear? Cesar broke up with his girlfriend again!

Cesar and his girl were totally swapping spit at his house last night!
by The Dumpee June 06, 2012
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Cesar is the typical guy who likes attention of girls, he can be a player so be careful. But when he falls in love he really falls, he just have eyes for THE girl. He can make her his entire world! Cesars are amazing in everyway and are especially special when completed with Arias, Danielles and Dianes.
Cesar likes to play, but you're the coach.
by Stephanie11 December 06, 2012
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A fucking awesome person that takes away every body's girl. And well fucking fuck someone up and does not give a fuck about anybody and is a infamous and devious and instagater. But if u get it twisted its game over and he will swing on u first cause he does not care. And loves the shit talkers. And he thanks you so he will say thank you cause it all about the Cesar show love you.
Random Person: No Cesar i don't have a problem with u so just leave me alone.
Cesar: I'm going to give u 5 seconds to square up if you don't square up i will fuck u up. and i don't give a fuck if u don't want to fight me cause you could go suck a chode and thank you haters.
by strongpersonlol December 05, 2013
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