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Cervantes 

This given name denotes an intelligent, opinionated person who poses superior wit and charm. This person can be considered larger than life due to their grandiose dreams, actions and lifestyle. Also, poses a joie de vivre that makes this person adventurous, fun and overall and incredible person. If you are lucky enough to encounter one with the surname Julian consider yourself incredibly lucky
Did you meet that guy Cervantes, he has to be the most interesting man in the world.
Cervantes by contrarebel June 1, 2011
customer: I want a cerveza
bartender: okay, we have a Corona, Dos Equis, Jose Cuervo, or Tequiza

cerveza beer 

People who sell beer illegally on the street in Spain.

Targeting at both, turists and locals, their only marketing strategy is to keep repeating "cerveza beer, cerveza beer, cerveza beer".
- The bar is closing, what's next?
- Lets go out and find a cerveza beer.
cerveza beer by unixcharles August 2, 2012
Friend's parents that know there is a party at their house but don't care. Also they may or may not help you prepare for the party (buy beer, let you use their fridge to store beer, etc.)
Tommy: oh shit I think I see your parents in the driveway! Were gonna get busted for sure!
Gary: nah man my parents are cervads they don't give a shit if we party here. They actually purchased these alcoholic beverages for us.
Tommy: sick I wish my parents were like that
Cervads by Ufdrgvf May 4, 2009

cervando 

If you are cervando or know a cervando you are a hake of a luck person hot know for being buteful person best guy ever in the face of the eath has a big pencil
Cervando is every thing you want
cervando by surana March 10, 2017

Cervantes 

The Soul series badass pirate who traditionally ranks among high, top or god tier due to his powerful throws, combos and counters. He was employed by Voldo's master to get Soul Edge but ended up getting it for himself to defeat the Spanish Armada. Also, Sophitia killed him but the Soul Edge brought him back to life when he became totally psycho.

He also hates his daughter, Ivy, who without a real father may explain her bizarre clothing choices and the fact that she has the blood of Soul Edge in her may have something to do with it.
Cervantes: Come back to me... my child!

Ivy: SILENCE, I can change my own destiny.

*CERVANTES WINS*

Cervantes: I'm disappointed what a useless daughter.
Cervantes by A Alcott December 6, 2006