A certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male whore. For one to receive such a title, all forms of snatch must be explored and slayed. Fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.
As my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. It's time to bring in a certified bone donor.