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The crap you put with ur 2% fat free milk every day and makes u fatter than Sultan also tastes like shit with all those multicolored crap pro-cancer shit tey put on
mmm... Cereal..... *Waits 24 hours* *craps green shit*
by Namina June 24, 2005
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Weed. Derived from the phrase 'having a bowl.' When referring to regs, it is usually called bargain brand cereal.
Janelle likes to wake and bake, so she is going to have a bowl of cereal in the morning and then have breakfast.
by jellytime September 26, 2010
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when something is so serious it tranfers into breakfast.
person 1: 'oh my god, are you being cereal?'
person 2: 'i'm being deadly cornflakes.'

person 1: 'i'm pregnant'
person 2: 'cereal?'
person 1: 'full english breakfast'
by jedwardchicken September 15, 2011
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Special K, kenatine, K
sup man, u got n e cereal i can cop?
by Jray September 03, 2004
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a word to describe a very sexy girl when you dont want her to know what it means
guy 1. man that girl is so cereal

guy 2. i know what you mean man
by joker!!!! February 19, 2011
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The way people with no friends say the word "serious. "
Tim: wow! Did that really happen?
jim: ya... I'm cereal!!!
Tim: umm. .. you need to get some real friends
by jimmy boy85 December 07, 2009
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Not the food group. Rather, used in appropriate context, "cereal" is a term used to describe something so unbelievable, yet true.
John, 5'3", just dunked the basketball.

Jenny, " Are you super cereal?!"
by Mr. Loggins March 05, 2009
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