bespeckled cephalopod 

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic

Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.

bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

jasmine cephas jones

Married to anthony Ramos

the greatest person on the planet besides her mom Beyoncé .

Jasmine Cephas Jones : "And Peggy"

jasmine cephas jones by Janthonyfluff December 18, 2016

cephone

How some people pronounce the phrase, "cell phone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Angel}: Hey Rod, your cephone's ringing really annoyingly! Can you answer that fucking thing you asshat?

{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!

{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}

{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!

cephone by Telephony July 9, 2014

Cephalanalectomy 

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.

Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.

Cephalanalectomy by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough January 13, 2007

Cephalopodsexual

When you wanna FUCk a squid

Lee: I wanna fuck a squid, i’m a cephalopodsexual

Cephalopodsexual by Bunnyyyuuu January 23, 2019

Cephas

A guy named 'Cephas', is a person you definitely want to spend time with. He'humble and will never let anyone's day go bad. He may look as the poorest in the gang but he's richer than you think. He probably knows how to cook too...I mean have you even asked the guy. He's the guy who's probably an insider. The guy fights himself to be a better version. He childhood was pretty damn hard,since birth. He could have been on the verge of death too . He the guy who loves girls and wants to make them his queen that one girl he finds ..he takes the relationship on another level. He's probably facing personal hardships right now. He's the guy who's always positive no matter what.He'll never get depressed for sure. The guy would make sure he sacrifices his life for a close one. He' ll die for his bros on the spot . If u ever get a mate like him...never I mean never get rid of the guy. He's charming with his talk and can probably manipulate any one's mind..on giving him what he wants. He mentally strong. The guy never takes things personally. He' ll make any ones day a happy one for them even if his day is bad . His name in the Bible also stands for the rock according to the testimonial belief. This man will never show his true hardships..he's the MAN

Cephas is my friend.
Cephas is a good cook.

Cephas by Ai27 March 4, 2023

ceph 

Ceph, she’s one of the best people out there, kind, caring, and will be there for you. She doesn’t use her own name on social medias but she will open up to you when she knows you’re a great person, usually taken by a guy named ken.

“Yooo have you seen that girl?”
“Yesss she’s perfect, such a ceph, too bad she’s taken”

ceph by Xsu February 6, 2021