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Phrase used to describe a male penis when it is so short or small that it can only be measured in centimeters.
1. Brett Favre's Penis
2. NYJets football player: "Hey Favre, my 5 yr old son's Johnson is bigger than your Centimeter Peter!"
2. NYJets football player: "Hey Favre, my 5 yr old son's Johnson is bigger than your Centimeter Peter!"
by ROTFLatDeadspinPics October 12, 2010
The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.
Brad you have a centimeter peter.
by Bradley Mayhue November 12, 2007
Girl 1:Hahaha!!!
Girl 2: Is she okay?!
Girl 3:oh she just almost Slept with Centimeter-Peter
last night.
Girl 2: Is she okay?!
Girl 3:oh she just almost Slept with Centimeter-Peter
last night.
by GuessWhoo!!! December 22, 2008
Usually used as an unkind insult to a male. Can also be used for a small dick the size of a Centimeter smaller or not much larger.
Person 1- Haha last x-mas party I got to see Person 3's Centimeter-Peter!
Person 2-Really..........that was kinda a harsh insult i'm not much bigger.
Person 1-Oh.......
Person 2-Really..........that was kinda a harsh insult i'm not much bigger.
Person 1-Oh.......
by Sydsyd June 8, 2013
Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"
Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"
Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"
Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 22, 2010
Yo centimeter peter get over here!
by FaZe_Kneegar January 31, 2019