centergauge 

a centergauge is when you find something cool or your friends say something stupid

“hey aaron, “
“ yeah what’s up?”
“look at this centergauge i found!”
“wow clattergnatter”

centergauge by centergurt May 16, 2020

centercachink 

Payday for people that are too (lazy) to work, (not genuine people in need). Said people refer to this a (payday) like they have earned it. Generally doing nothing with their lives accept drinking their payday, smoking (weed) or Ice if they can afford it looking out for the motherload of compensation claim (compo) to top all previous attemps and, of course waiting for relatives to pass on for the money that is owed to them. Most of these fine specimens live in (the Entrance NSW).

Today must be payday, that soapdodging bludger has "centercachink" written all over his face and telling by the slab of Cougar bourbon and coke in his coles trolley walking home it is.

centercachink by BeauJean August 3, 2018

canerman

an inter-breed of a canadian and/or german, creating an unstable balance of stuff and jesus.

Jordan Jew: "that damn canerman stole my stuff"
Alex Menuer: "lets kick that canerman's bunghole!"
Ian turd: "dude, that's a canerman crusafix! put it down and wash your hands!"

canerman by Ian Turd June 7, 2006

Centerpenis 

A centerpenis is a dildo center piece for a formal table.

Wow Meg, I’m having so much fun at your sex party but you have to tell me, where did you find that centerpenis??

Centerpenis by Dis0wned May 13, 2018

centerlink 

Poor Peoples Favourite Place

person1: hey man im poor
person2: just go to centerlink
person1: fuck yeah

centerlink by TheRealJayRScotty November 9, 2017

centeringitis 

In the design industry: an illness that is contracted through consistent client requests to center content: images, text, alignments, etc. The worst cases of centeringitis are seen through constant requests and even requests of having multiple central axis points on the same piece.

Johnny, I think I have contracted centeringitis and want to jump out the window.

centeringitis by ComicSans August 30, 2010

Centereach high school 

stupid ass school that’s filled with smart boards that don’t work & require maintenance everyday. not diverse, probably about 7 people with a different ethnicity seen in this school. it’s filled with low lives who smoke weed in their mamas basment, white “jocks” who can’t play for shit & hoes with no ass. their food sucks and they are literally so poor.

friend: what school did you go to?

other: centereach high school
friend: i-

Centereach high school by rdips_stfu January 21, 2019