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8.
The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.
Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)
by Jai NobeZ September 17, 2008
 
1.
A sex move, especially popular in the south, where a girl holds a mouthful of hot grits in her mouth while performing oral sex on a guy.
My girl did the cement mixer on me last night, but she cooked the grits too long and scalded my penis.
by whodoneit March 10, 2010
 
2.
A foul, disgusting, horrible, drink made of a shot of lime juice and another shot of Bailey's Irish Cream.

You drink the lime juice first and hold it in your mouth. You then shot the Bailey's and swish them together in your mouth as though you were using mouthwash.

Within several seconds your mouth will be full of a rancidly textured ball of goop (the "cement"). As a straight male I can't vouch for it but it must be similar to having a mouthful of cum. Swallowing it is even worse.

They are so gross that the clown who buys you one of these is lucky if you don't gob it back in his face.

Better choices can be found in the tags below.

The cement mixer: even more of a painful experience than Tequila slammers or chartreuse.
by Choda Boy 57 August 23, 2006
 
3.
an alcoholic drink;
a mixture of lime juice, vodka and bailey's;
when swished inside one's mouth forms a solid texture that is similar to cement mixture;
can i have a cement mixer please?
by Michael Hui November 10, 2005
 
4.
In baseball, when a pitcher throws a slider that doesn't break and hangs in the trike zone. It becomes an easily hitable pitch.
The reliever threw a cement mixer and the hitter crushed it for a grand slam.
by Granny Smith November 18, 2012
 
5.
A wrestling pin where a persons face is held against the others crotch, making it very embarrassing for the person being pinned. And uncomfortable if you opponent is sweating or has a wrestling boner.
Man. A guy from the other team out me in a cement mixer, he was all sweaty and had a wrestling boner, it sucked.
by Spandexjock September 29, 2013
 
6.
Grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing, twisting, and pulling them. Once someone has successfully completed a cement mixer, that person must yell the words 'CEMENT MIXER'.
Jim: So Fred did you get the memo i sent la...
George: CEMENT MIXER!
Jim: Ouch.
by thefatek November 14, 2010
 
7.
when you put gravel(large gravel, like 2B size gravel) into a girls butt and then proceed to have sex and cum in her butt. after cumming the girls swishes the gravel and semen mix and shits it out onto the floor where you are waiting with a trowel to mold it into whatever you so choose, preferably a yert.
"Wow, he sure gave her a great cement mixer last night! Just look at the size of the yert they made!"
by John Wayne Goatsie November 27, 2011