Chasitude

One's ability to hate just about everything

You should have never invited Hitler, bin laden, and Red Foxx all to one dinner party; The Chasitude meter is going through the roof!

Chasitude by Strife RX March 28, 2003

certitude 

The scientific version of the word certainty

Shepard Smith (when describing lewd Anthony Wiener underpants pictures): Something of this nature, that uh.. belongs on your person or doesn't, and not be - have any certitude about whether it is yours but uh when you've lived with certain things all your life you know you think eventually you probably know. what's yours.
Befuzzled blond: Well-

certitude by paralizedhummingbird February 20, 2014

caltitude 

The degree to which a cat's posterior raises when one strokes it.

Wow---did you see that caltitude?! I just barely touched my cat, and her butt is way up in the air!

caltitude by pentozali March 18, 2009

culpitude

A situation of futile hopelessness combining the salient elements of personal culpability and moral turpitude.

If not for his inherent culpitude, I might actually like his company - he makes a lot of sense, but in a dark, Machiavellian way, unfortunately devoid of moral and civil discretion.

culpitude by anusood May 2, 2019

Calitude 

Someone's attitude after they visit or live in California. Typically someone with a demanding attitude along with some pretentiousness.

Ricky! You got a Calitude now!

Calitude by David Cholley July 31, 2017

Caltitude 

A combination of a really cool guy, Callan, who is learning to be a pilot (reaching altitude)! Hence the name Caltitude.

If you follow Caltitude you can learn basics about learning to become a pilot.

Caltitude by Louise00004 February 1, 2024