cell shock 

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?
pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

cell shock by a c e September 11, 2005

cell-shock

The momentary sense of panic when one touches their pants pocket and realizes that their Cell Phone is not there.

I went to call you last night, and had total cell-shock until i realized my phone was in the car.

cell-shock by Locksbox September 8, 2010

cellblocked 

When you are stuck in traffic behind someone driving much slower than the speed limit because they can't talk on the cellphone and drive at the same time.

Sorry I'm late I was cellblocked by a blue-hair on the way here.

cellblocked by Finster63 November 2, 2009

cellblock salad fork

Anything you can use to wipe the dingle berries off bubbas ass before he makes you toss his salad. Example : popsicle stick.

Thank god my friend had a cellblock salad fork because his 300 pound cellmate looked like he didn’t wipe.

cellblock salad fork by Rws2012ss May 21, 2022