| 1. | splinter celling | ||
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verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society. Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.
OR Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there. Guy 2: Sucks to be them. |
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| 2. | Celling Fan | ||
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When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing. It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.
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| 3. | Roof spider | ||
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note all credit for the discovery of roof spiders and celling arachnid goes to Tasty taste, Quincy, the uppity bitch and that depressing chick 1-large arachnids released on the roofs of buildings in preindustrial england and its colonies to prevent people form jumping off to commit suicide. some roof spiders later evolved into less aggressive and relatively impartial celling arachnids
2- Some one as unpleasant as a man eating spider that dwells on roofs 3- Republicans note all roof spiders are impervious to any weapon other than spears don't ask why they just are 1- OH MY GOD!!! the roof spiders have ran out of suicidal morons and are now coming down to eat the towns people get the spears! 2- Any given person: josh your such a roof spider 3-see 2 |
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| 4. | Chicken Chow | ||
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When someone hits their head on a horizontal celling. Oh, what a chicken chow!
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| 5. | Cells | ||
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Sumtin ReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReally Gay thing u have to study in science Stop celling it up dawg
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| 6. | The Fletch | ||
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the stuff the lecked throught the cilling at index in lake side from mc donalds above
(belived to be coke cola syrpe buy smelt like mouldy cheese and spunk!!!!) Mark says: fucking hell Al thats the brown shit comming through the celling
Al says: fuck no's it looks like someones feltched spunk from ones arse. thats what its smeels like to me |
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| 7. | sling | ||
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a swing used for sexual pleasure.more than likely, hung from the celling with chains that dude has a sling in his basment
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