cellblock salad fork

Anything you can use to wipe the dingle berries off bubbas ass before he makes you toss his salad. Example : popsicle stick.

Thank god my friend had a cellblock salad fork because his 300 pound cellmate looked like he didn’t wipe.

cellblock salad fork by Rws2012ss May 21, 2022

Cell block D 

Used to house the most violent criminals in Alcatraz

Yo, my boi just got 30 to life fo a crime he dint commit. Dem pigz sent him to Cell block D.

Cell block D by mike d November 14, 2018

Cell Block 

Three shots that are taken back-to-back-to-back; three alcoholic shots taken in succession.

I lost the bet so Mark made me take a cell block (3 shots in a row).

Cell Block by Chopsooey October 10, 2020

Cell Block Theory

A screamo/crap band out of Markham Ontario. They have a fan base in Markham because the music scene in Markham is mostly into crap bands like Cell Block Theory.

Some even claim it to be a cluster of sound mixed together sounding much like someone ripping a huge fart.

What's funnier? Watching Hard Gay Video's on youtube or Cell Block Theory Video's?

Cell Block Theory by fuck you357434 March 30, 2009

cell block spinner 

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.

Anthony survived being locked up by becoming a cell block spinner.

cell block spinner by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019

brawl in cell block 99

Multiple sex acts performed by one chick to a dude that would take the work of several cell mates. The chick chokes you with one hand, bites your nipples and aggressively fingers the dudes butthole with the other hand while he jerks off, replicating the actions that may take place in a prison brawl.

“Jay told me Christine choked him, fingered him, and nibbled his nipples, all at the same time while he jerked off the other night. She did all the things Joe and Dan told me about the brawl in cell block 99 all by herself!”

brawl in cell block 99 by Alabama Caesar Camper May 8, 2020

Clublock 

When you become stuck on the toilet because you got an erection after taking a shit.

John: "What took you so long in the toilet?"?
Dave: "I got a clublock and was stuck!"
John: "Your so gay!"

Clublock by Fantaysia April 6, 2009