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46.
Something that teenage kids carry around and try to add as many numbers and pictures to it as they can so they feel as though they accomplished something. Also used to "text message", which basically is the dumbest fuckin thing created by man.
My freind "textes" (yea, I think thats what they call it) 'I Love you' to his girl friend at least oncce every 30 seconds on this Cell Phone.
by Huhsuez December 16, 2005
 
36.
A portable wireless phone capable of texting, internet access, and calling that current generations are extremely dependent on
Bobby took my cell phone and now I don't know what time it is!
by Amber Donaldson November 16, 2008
 
37.
An electronic device that imprisons you.
John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.
by Clarebear81 February 14, 2011
 
38.
Proof that we are living in the future
Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?

Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.
by Morazar February 11, 2011
 
39.
When you have a partial erection, but someone thinks it's a cell phone in your pocket.
"Is that your cellphone?" asked the headmaster. "No, it's my boner," responded Ricky Red Pants.
by Ricky Red Pants August 06, 2010
 
40.
a wireless device in which you make calls from anywhere you can pick up a signal.
I will call you from my cell phone when I get a signal.
I will test this device to see how it is edited with this word cell phone.
by mannman November 13, 2009
 
41.
An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.
by Toadzi11a July 26, 2013
 
42.
a word on this website in which every 40-70 year old complains about because their son or daughter wants one and they just think that things like a cell phone, ipod, car, are all a waste of time just because they didnt have them in their teenage years.
yea you heard me old people, quit bitching about your daughters cell phone and get a life...
by bob mkcob May 20, 2008