cell faux 

Pretending to be engaged in a cell phone call so as to avoid someone or something.

noun: A device that pretends to be a cell phone

verb: Pretending to use a cell phone that is not turned on.

She was so intent on avoiding her worst enemy in the same theater queue that she pretended to be chatting on her cell faux the entire time.

cell faux by Jonathan L. Kramer August 29, 2005

Cell Fart 

When you fart into a cupped hand, bring that hand quickly to your face (like a cell phone), then sniff.

Fratboy Joe interrupted my train of thought by taking a cell fart call.

Cell Fart by Roadcoder April 7, 2009

fat cell 

A guy filled with energy with his cells having expanded 10-100 times their original size He usually fills roads, and airports single-handedly.

Look at that massive fat cell. He is a moving roadblock filled with energy. He takes the road.

fat cell by king KINDER BAR November 26, 2018

faze__cell 

The absolute goat and never misses

Yo did you see faze__cells last video

faze__cell by Real..jotaro_kujo July 14, 2021

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb

i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone by arandomdudelol September 7, 2023

Fat cell 

A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.

Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!

My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!

Fat cell by PreciseTurnip January 19, 2024

cellfare 

being on a pre-paid cellphone service because you can't afford to do it the regular way.

Guy: Hey, can I use your phone to call my mom to wish her a happy mother's day?

Girl: It's sunday. Use yours. Don't you have weekends free?

Guy: No, I pay by the minute. I'm on cellfare.

cellfare by Monster Me! July 14, 2005