Celinda is a brand of prostitute that no one wants to sleep with because shes so nasty. generally referred to as a narking slutfacedhoebag.
oh.. that chick is gnar! what a celinda!
a spanish vampire who came out super white.
celindas typically like to dance and sing a lot.
they're loads of fun and everyone loves them.
"i wonder what my name means, if it exists."
"celinda isn't defined yet."
"go do it!"