celeron

The perfect, literal example of a piece of shit. This is the absolute worst computer component ever conceived by the hands of man. Sure, it LOOKS good with 2.4-2.7 Gigaherz of speed, but its insanely small L1 and L2 cache, not to mention the INCREDIBLY slow FSB, Celerons are useless. There is lag time for even the most little of tasks. Even though Celerons are made for people who are not computer-savvy and who just like to email and surf the web and do Microsoft Word and stuff, they aren't even good at doing that! Fuck Intel for making it.

Leroy: "Hey, I want a cheap computer. I'm thinking of getting a Celeron processor."

Hugh: "I've had one for 2 1/2 years so far. I've been saving up for a while to get a REAL computer. Trust me, opening FireFox gives me 100% CPU usage and incredible lag time. "More than one application running at a time with ease"? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Yeah, switching between Windows Media Player 11 and FireFox gives me (again) 100% CPU usage and lag. Want to play games? Well, fuck. That's too bad for you. It can't handle StarCraft (8 years old), WoW, or even Call of Duty. "Counter-Strike Source"? Oh, my God. You can play CSS.... if you like 9 frames per second on EVERY FUCKING LEVEL."

Leroy: "Damn... I'd be better off with a Pentium 2"

Hugh: "From now on, don't ever mention Intel products to me.... ever. Just go with AMD."

by LOL, Internet August 17, 2006

celeron

Quite possibly the worst processors Intel has ever manufactured. It was designed for the sole purpose of creating a processor that didn't cost much. Well whooptideefuck, Intel! Your piece of shit Celeron is so unbelievably slow, any machine that has one in it is instantly branded a piece of garbage, because the very real reality is that Celerons can't power ANY machine, no matter how powerful it is.

Anyone with a Celeron in their computer clearly has no idea what they are doing.

by Lament For The Last Days June 6, 2006

celeron

A processor manufactured by Intel that is actually made from celery, hence the name.

Guy1: Why is you Celeron processor so slow?
Guy2: It's made out of celery, give it a break

by Scorch100 June 22, 2007

celeron

A synonym for shit. The guy who owns Intel was most likely on crack when he created it. Celeron = Shit

"Hey Jack, you're a celeron!"

by YO-mama366 November 21, 2007

celeron

The white trash processor.

Y'all look at me new Celeron!. Et only cost me 4 bushels of hay and my daughter!

by HugTheDookie November 7, 2006

celeron

Cheapest intel CPU and quite bad. Later generations are still as bad as eating actual dogs.

"Hey! I got a Celeron G3950!"
"Meh. I have a Pentium G4560 and a i7-7700k."
"But I paid with 900 dogs!"
"You are still eating cat food, cats and RAM. A i3-530 could demolish it"

by WhyDoTheseExistNow March 28, 2017

celeron

although a low end intel processor, a celeron has the best overclocking capabilities than any processor.

i just overclocked my cheap celeron, now its better than yours.

by elementalistic9 August 22, 2004