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Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs. "What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"
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To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you. Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk! Person 1: That's not what I heard... Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'? Person 1: Nope.. Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him? Person 1: Yep! |
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To masterbate in celebration. When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.
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Celebrating through masturbation.
i.e a victory wank How do you celebrate?...I have a victory wank...a celeBATE if you will.
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Failure to abstain from sex after a vow of celibacy. Pioneered by celebrities who announce celibacy, and then proceed to break this vow soon after. Person 1: "What happened to Paris Hilton's 1 year without sex?"
Person 2: "She went celebate" Person 1: "Fair enough" |
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to masturbate in celebration. When I came in first in the race, I went home and celebated.
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The re-invention of "celebrate." Celebate is a word used to describe a type of celebration about famous people. Hence the word celeb, in celebate. I'm going to celebate lindsay lohan getting out of prison!!
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