Top Definition
To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.
Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!
by DiaryofaRedHead June 27, 2005

To masturbate in a celebratory fashion.
Home alone, and after winning the lottery, Daniel chose to celebate in front of the mirror.
by mmxjcl September 10, 2013
To celebrate a cause, event, or holiday by masturbation due to lack of sex.
I celebate Independence Day with ejaculatory freedom because America.
I'm celebating because I'm not getting laid-- I mean today is special.
by Cazure July 04, 2013
Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.
"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"
by Conslarfadarf October 18, 2009
Celebrating through masturbation.
i.e a victory wank
How do you celebrate?...I have a victory wank...a celeBATE if you will.
by ErinShearer+CameronBell January 05, 2011
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