Celary Trick 

The act of shoving a stick of celery up your ass to distract another person.

MacGruber used the old celary trick to distract the guards.

Celary Trick by Dat1n1gga September 20, 2010

Mortal Celery State 

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

Mortal Celery State by chonboi January 21, 2009

False Celery 

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

False Celery by boatbutter August 22, 2006

celery generals 

A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.

No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.

celery generals by Shov June 19, 2008

Clarys 

A Clarys is someone who isn’t afraid to express herself, she’s optimistic and can withstand many hardships that’s happened to her. She’s mysterious, she always sees the bright in every situation, we don’t know what’s actually going through her head. She’s really likeable and nothing will stop her from smiling through the toughest of times. She’s got one of the greatest personalities and is always willing to help those who are in need; she always sees the bright side of people and it’s quite amazing. She’s under appreciated and deserves a lot more.

Person 1: dude look at her, she’s so cool.
Person 2: of course, that’s a Clarys

Clarys by K_S19 May 1, 2019

Clary Fray 

Clary Fray is one of the main characters in Cassandra Clare's novel series, The Mortal Instruments.

Clary was born in the mundane (human) world and brought up as one of them when her mother ran away from her husband while pregnant. After meeting Jace Wayland and the others Clary soon finds out that she is a Shadowhunter and can see demons and downworlders. She soon discovers that she is different to other Shadowhunters as she has the ability to create new runes.

Clary is described as being stubborn and hot-headed.

Jace Wayland (Shadowhunter): What's an eBay?
Clary Fray: A mythical place of great magical power.

Clary Fray by FlushedToilet April 25, 2011

Celery Stalker 

A person or hacker who spies on someone through their cell phone.

Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.

Celery Stalker by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020