The lolcat bible is obviously the divine word of Ceiling Cat as it is written in lolspeak - Ceiling Cat's holy language.
Ceiling Cat also tends to post in the religion and spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, giving advice with scriptural support from the lolcat bible.
Ceiling Cat - U can has cheezburger. Srsly. Kthnxbye.
If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. This is quite controversial as some are led to believe that Jews are trying to steal their ceilings, and then sell the material for profit. But, if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his jew killin eye lazers, which is why noone complains.
Ceiling Cat cannot be stopped. But he may be temporarily defeated.
Ceilingcat is also seen as a god, cause he is always above you, the opposite is Basementcat, who is always below you, Basementcat is seen as Satan and he eats your souls
but sometimes people make things like "ceiling cat the movie". His rival is basement cat who represents Satin. His son is Happy cat who represents Jesus.
Jerry: Is it the one where he kills basement cat?