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derived from the meaning "cbf" - meaning cant be fucked.
person one: hey wanna go out somewhere?
person two: phft ceebs.
by KASSissuchaparawhore. June 20, 2009
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Ceebs is a state of mind, appropriated from the term CBF. Ceebs has less syllables than the abreviation CBF, thus enhancing the lack of enthusiasm.
It is almost impossible to cure and can have devastating side effects such as a reduction in health through the strong power of ceebs.
A: "Hey, wanna come for a walk?"
B: "Nah, ceebs"
A: "K...wanna watch a movie"
B: "I would...but ceebs"
A: "WELL FUCK YOU"
by 1c33bs November 16, 2011
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an asian, usually used by loc's from the 604 talking about their neighbours
'yo that ceeb can't drive'
by holla-front is wack March 19, 2004
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An abbreviation of "CBA", which is an abbreviation for "Cannot be arsed"

Used when you REALLY cannot be bothered to do something.
Katt: Come to the show tonight?

Josh: Ceeb
by Katt on behalf of Josh September 01, 2007
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An illness, often contracted around exam time, test revision, or when assignments are due. Having the ceebs is contagious, and only a very few and select students have immune systems that defend themselves against the ceebs.
Ian: This math assignment on the radius of bubbles is due tomorrow. Why have none of you started?

Student: Because we have the ceebs!

Student 2: I've had the ceebs all week.

Student 3: UGGH CEEEBBS.

Student 4: I'm going to update my facebook status to say 'I CAN'T WORK, BECAUSE I HAVE THE CEEBS.'
by bleugh! November 23, 2010
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a word that was formed at Vancouver College which you use when refering to an asian person (chinese, japanese, vietmanese, korean etc...not indian etc.)

or a word for someone that is smarter than average
1a) god damn he is such a bad driver, he must be a ceeb

1b) richmond is full of ceebs

2) you got 102% on that math test... WOOOW your such a ceeb
by sick of them May 27, 2010
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A lame slang word describing an individuals lack of motivation or enthusiasm to do something.
It is overused by ignorant teens with the combined I.Q of a house brick.
The word is now used as a proclamation of one's loss of individuality, cognitive and descent into conformity.
The word has metamorphosed, now breaking basic grammar.

New variations include: jibs, cibs, what the ceebs
idiot teen no.1: i think i like insert persons name
idiot teen no.2: What the ceebs?

idiot teen no.3: man i should do this homework but im so ceebs
person: perhaps you should get off this facebook 'ceebs' group and do the work you idiot
by you killed the english languag December 05, 2008
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