derived from the meaning "cbf" - meaning cant be fucked.
person one: hey wanna go out somewhere?
person two: phft ceebs.
An illness, often contracted around exam time, test revision, or when assignments are due. Having the ceebs is contagious, and only a very few and select students have immune systems that defend themselves against the ceebs.
Ian: This math assignment on the radius of bubbles is due tomorrow. Why have none of you started?
Student: Because we have the ceebs!
Student 2: I've had the ceebs all week.
Student 3: UGGH CEEEBBS.
Student 4: I'm going to update my facebook status to say 'I CAN'T WORK, BECAUSE I HAVE THE CEEBS.'
Ceebs is a state of mind, appropriated from the term CBF. Ceebs has less syllables than the abreviation CBF, thus enhancing the lack of enthusiasm.
It is almost impossible to cure and can have devastating side effects such as a reduction in health through the strong power of ceebs.
A: "Hey, wanna come for a walk?"
B: "Nah, ceebs"
A: "K...wanna watch a movie"
B: "I would...but ceebs"
A: "WELL FUCK YOU"
The term 'Ceebs' was originally coined in 2009 at Cavendish School. Ceebs is basically how to say 'I can't be assed' with only one syllable, therefore making it effective in emphasising your ceebsness.
Person A: Do you want to come over later and watch a movie?
Person B: Ceebs.
In 2011, 6th Form students at Edgecliff High School decided saying Can't Be Arsed (CBA) was to much effort, so they began evolving the word into an easier, less energy costing phrase.
Thus 'Ceebs' was born - its definition still being can't be arsed, but on a much greater level.
Nah i ceebs
A lame slang word describing an individuals lack of motivation or enthusiasm to do something.
It is overused by ignorant teens with the combined I.Q of a house brick.
The word is now used as a proclamation of one's loss of individuality, cognitive and descent into conformity.
The word has metamorphosed, now breaking basic grammar.
New variations include: jibs, cibs, what the ceebs
idiot teen no.1: i think i like insert persons name
idiot teen no.2: What the ceebs?
idiot teen no.3: man i should do this homework but im so ceebs
person: perhaps you should get off this facebook 'ceebs' group and do the work you idiot
Cannot be bothered. Taken from cba shortened from "can't be assed"