| 43. | SMACked | ||
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Stella Bonasera/ Mac Taylor pairing in the TV show CSI:NY (Crime Scene Investigation: New York) Commonly used in fanfiction. person one- Dude, did you see that SMACked scene from last night?
person two- Yes, and they need to get together. Now. |
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| 44. | T.O.B. | ||
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Tournament of Bitches. Take the 64 team NCAA March Madness Bracket and fill it out with 64 females of your choice, 4 brackets with rankings 1-16. Normally, a group of males will be in charge of the TOB and you will have a selection committee to vote on the designated match up between two females. Winner advances. Continue until Champion. Present female with trophy after completion of the TOB. It is supposed to be ran the same way of the tournament, so when there is a game on TV, where that game is in the bracket, those females face each other. Who ever looks better that day wins. Also, Make sure to keep it a secret from everyone, including the girls competing in the tournament. You do not want them to have any biased decisions when decided what to wear in the morning. Ex 1:
Brian: Dude I know my girlfriend is a #1 seed and all but she just didn't bring her A game today. I can't believe she is wearing a hooded sweatshirt and sweatpants today. She's definitely not getting my vote today, but I am also dumping her ass after class. I can't believe she let me down like that. Ex 2: Brad: Dude did you see Kelly in those white pants she was wearing today? Mike: Yeah, her ass looks great, especially with that purple g-string she is wearing. If she keeps it up she will have an easy road to the championship game. Ex 3: Man, the T.O.B. is pretty dramatic this year. You would have thought #3 seed, Jenny, was a shoe in today against #14 seed Gina, but those sweatpants Jenny wore just didn't cut it and Gina definitely brought her A game. |
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| 45. | Judge Judy | ||
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A hilarious show on CBS. Basically, there's this nasty, old, bitchy women, like the perfect stereotype librarian, called "Judge Judy." She's actually a judge for real court cases, but very minor ones. Idiots who have never heard of the show will be delighted of the idea of being on television, and will not realize that they are about to be humiliated. Such cases include: "She broke my ipod!" "He borrowed my car when he wasn't supposed to!" "He's stalking me!" Often people are just really, really stupid...and fat. Judge Judy will tell them to shut up, the crowd will laugh at them, amongst other things. It's a great show. Person A: Dude, do you watch Judge Judy?
Person B: WTF is that shit. Fag. Person A: No, it's fuckin' hilarious, funnier than South Park. |
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| 46. | Survivor Training | ||
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for some, a single act that prepares them for participating in the CBS reality show, Survivor. For others, it's a way of life; it's every action that they do, and they later justify it as training for Survivor game play. Done usually by those wishing to one day be on said reality show, however those with a deep passion for the show may participate in training as well. Can include actions such as: climbing, lying, manipulative actions, running, balencing, stealing, reward eating, flirting, backstabbing, swimming, lifting, throwing, tackling, ect. If your friend randomly tells you multiple lies and then runs off to climb something, they may later explain to you that it was all done in the name of Survivor Training, in which case you should entirely understand and be encouraging.
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| 47. | lame stream media | ||
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Large media organizations such as NBC/MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and NPR Radio that are actually very legitimate news organizations but are often accused of bias because they embarrass and point out the hypocrisy and idiocy of many Tea Baggers and fake Conversatives. Former half-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is a perfect example of someone who uses the phrase all the time even though she is on the payroll of an actual lame stream media outlet, Faux News. Interviewer: "Mrs. Palin, when asked by Katie Couric what newspapers you read regularly, you could not cite a single example."
Sarah Palin: "Ya know, what Katie asked was nothing more than gotcha journalism by the lame stream media, and I resent it!" |
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| 48. | Soapocalypse | ||
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Thursday, April 14, 2011, the day ABC announced the cancellations of "All My Children" and "One Life to Live," two of the longest-running shows in television history, within two years of CBS canceling the even longer-running "Guiding Light" and "As the World Turns." ABC Daytime president Brian Frons seemingly gave no fucks about the whole situation. Dude...all they have on TV now are lame talk shows and cooking shows. What the fuck! The soapocalypse ruined daytime TV.
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| 49. | Northern League | ||
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Energetic hip hop duo Northern League, kicked off their career not with an album or single, but with a slew of television,soundtrack and movie appearances. Members A.B. and FS Beatz(Ming+Fs) met while attending high school in their hometown of New Haven,CT. After graduating, the duo cut and began to shop various demos, while also making their mark on the indie band scene, they quickly recruited a younger Keith Logan in 2003 and began there attack on the mix-tape world, racking up 20,000+sales independently. At the same time, A.B. and Keith developed budding relationships at MTV/VH1 Networks and landed music placements on a number of the network's shows,including The Real World, Yo Momma, Bam's UnHoly Union,etc. Producer FS Beatz (Ming+FS) took notice of the duos chemistry, quickly partnering with A.B to create, Hustle Now/Patriarch Recordings (Hustlenow.com). The trio immediately cut tracks that would later appear in various other major television networks such as ESPN's Tilt,HBO's Entourage,& Showtime's Weeds also branching into the world of indie films (The Architect,Delirious,Big Money,Strive). In 2007, Northern League’s list of credits continued to grow, as their music was featured in CSI:MIAMI,CSI NY and numerous other CBS and ABC broadcasts,closing the year providing Sony films with there debut single, "Gone In Sixty Seconds," for use in the major motion picture Stomp The Yard. Northern League's music has been featured in:
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Tyler Perrys Madea's Big Happy Family (Lions Gate 2011) WENDYS(commercial) SEVEN(MTV) WHEN I WAS 17(MTV) Secrets of Aspen(VH1) T.O SHOW( VH1) Mercy (NBC network) The HERD (ESPN radio) Teen Cribs (MTV) 10 on TOP (MTV) Playmate review 2010(Playboy channel) Quiero mis Quinces(MTV3)-latino Quiero mi Boda(MTV3)-latino Rock Dinner(MTV3) Tuff Love Couples(VH1) Friday Night Lights(Direct Tv,NBC) My Super Sweet 16 (Lil Mama)(MTV) My Super Sweet 16 (Justin Combs)(MTV) Super Sweet Sixteen (MTV) Friday Night Lights (NBC) Greek (ABC Family) Tool Academy(VH1) Playmate Review 2009(PLAYBOY) Playmate Review 2008 (PLAYBOY) NCIS(CBS) CSI:New York (CBS) CSI:Miami (CBS/A&E) From G's To Gents (MTV) Nitro Circus (MTV) Paris Hilton's My New BFF (MTV) Making The Band season 4 (MTV) Making Menudo (MTV) Newport Harbor (MTV) Rob and Big (MTV)The X Effect (MTV) Adventures in Hollyhood (MTV) Bam's UnHoly Union (MTV) Parental Control (MTV) The Real World (MTV) Yo Momma! (MTV)Tilt (ESPN) Video Citi TV (The WB/CW Network) Weeds (Showtime) Entourage (HBO) Need for Speed, Carbon Edition (EA Sports) NBA Ballerz, Phenom (Midway Sports) Dance Dance Revolution Dance Audition (Online) Delirious (From Director Tom Dicollo,2007) Stomp the Yard (Sony Picture,2007) The Architect (Magnolia/HD Films, 2006) |
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