Chinese Buffet Syndrome. Serious condition that effects marijuana smokers (Kailah & Cayce) the day after a massive smoke-out and/or drunken rampage. Characterized by: Blurred vision, Poor decision-making skills, Perpetual giggling for uncertain reasons & Sexiness. If you have any of these symptoms (except the last one) you should consult your dealer immediately.
"Everytime i experience CBS, i leave with another pair of (stolen) nutcrackers in my pocket!" or "This CBS...hehehehehehehehe.."
by American Drinking Hierarchy Spokesperson January 29, 2005
1. A form of degree used in order to make sure children are not enjoying themselves. Stands for Certified Buster of Shit. Parents must qualify by passing 150 question Series CBS examintation, at any Thomson Prometric Testing Center.
My dad is such a fuckin CBS, he always calls me in the middle of bong tokes
by Blair/Chris June 28, 2005