Comfartible
Comfartible by Sharksie March 29, 2022
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cumfarter
1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011
crusty cumface
After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
crusty cumface by violentjoe December 14, 2008