A growth of facial
hair occuring exclusively on the cheeks. A properly maintained cheard
will stand apart from a crowd and may grow upwards of several inches, although thoroughly lacking in the same density and length as the rest of the
facial hairs, a cheard can still be a most beautiful thing.
Person One (Of Mixed Ancestry): Dude, what's that shit on your cheeks?
Person
Two (Clearly of
Japanese heritage): That's my cheard,
man. Don't knock it!
Persons Four Through Nineteen (Of mostly Caucasian and Hispanic Heritages): Dude, SEXTREEM!
Person Three (Of French Heritage): Laisse Tombe le shit! C'est les flics!