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Parker Cazier 

This really cute and crazy kid. He's kind of full of himself, but he has this innocence about him. It sometimes pisses me off. But then he says something that makes it better. When he hugs me, I don't want him to let go. My heart beats about 100x faster when I think about him. Of course, though, he's a player.. but he's still like, the sweetest. Oh, did I mention cah-yute? Cause he is. Anyway, he has a girl . Yeah , shocker. My friends say I'm crazy, but I fell for him, out of control.
"Hey, who's that guy? He's cah-yute!"
"That's Parker Cazier.. I really like him, but he doesn't realize it."
Parker Cazier by ilikecake.101 September 7, 2011
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crazier than a fish with titties 

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.
Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!
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crazier than a shithouse rat 

Insane, disturbed, having no control over one's actions.
That guy wearing the ski parka in August, he's crazier than a shithouse rat, keep away from him.

Crazier than a bessie bug 

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.

crazier than Tom Cruise 

pretty fucking crazy because ever since he started getting old and losing his mind, tom cruiseis totally freakin nuts!!!
guy one : dude, i just saw Pearl Harbor and it was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER
guy two : woah man, you're fuckin' crazier than Tom Cruise
Something you wish you could be.
An exclusive club for the cahierest or cahierers.

Jsuis cahier. Aint nothin' to it cahier made me do it
oh shit this niggas cahier
Cahier by noahwr November 28, 2013
did you understand us?

No?
Well, you're CANCELLED! FUCKER! FUCK YOU CAZPER THIS ISN'T ABOUT EMOTIONS.!!! FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT COME TO THE FUCKING MEETING IF YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T SAY IT? YOU LITERALLY SENT A PHOTO!! WHO THE FUCK IS GENIE?!?!?!?
Cazper by partiboi68 May 1, 2023